Friday, January 1, 2010

Happy New Year

I received this from my sister-in-law, and I hope I don’t offend anyone.

To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."

To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't..
As Ben Franklin said:
In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials,
scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.
In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Water = Poop,
Wine  = Health

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid,  than to drink water and be full of sh--




gema said...

****purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.****unquote

So does
Happy New Year to you and your Art quilts which I like very much....after 2 1/2 glasses of Champagne last night, I couldn't get myself out of the bed this I prefer tea...there is more variety too...LOL....

Harmony Hopes Studio said...

Amen! I have enjoyed your blog throughout the year. Here's to a great 2010 toasted with wine of course.

Laura Wasilowski said...

The best advice I've had all year long. Thanks and Happy New Year!

Randi said...

I agree with that level-headed girlfriend of yours-Laura...the best advice ever! LOL

Leslie said...

That's actually very cute! Happy New Year to you and your family (including the dogs, of course) and I look forward to continuing to follow your blog and see your gorgeous work.

LoieJ said...

here, hear

Carol said...

Love it!!! and I "borrowed" it for my blog. Thanks!

Diane J. Evans said...

My hubby's a wine drinker -- now I know why I think he's full of it from time to time . . .

This was my first great laugh of 2010 -- thanks, Frieda!


J said...

Laura, level headed. Well yes she is. We're fast becoming snowed in so glad we don't have to depend on H20.

Happy New Year!

And thanks for the "how to replace the needle" advice. ANd how long have I been sewing?

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