I received this from my sister-in-law, and I hope I don’t offend anyone.
To paraphrase W.C. Fields, "I don't drink water, because fish screw in it."
To my friends who enjoy a glass of wine... and those who don't..
As Ben Franklin said: In wine there is wisdom,
in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria.
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop..
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor)because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember:
Water = Poop,
Wine = Health
Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of sh--.
HAPPY NEW YEAR!
9 comments:
****purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.****unquote
So does TEA....lol....
Happy New Year to you and your Art quilts which I like very much....after 2 1/2 glasses of Champagne last night, I couldn't get myself out of the bed this morning....so I prefer tea...there is more variety too...LOL....
Gemma
Amen! I have enjoyed your blog throughout the year. Here's to a great 2010 toasted with wine of course.
Penny
The best advice I've had all year long. Thanks and Happy New Year!
I agree with that level-headed girlfriend of yours-Laura...the best advice ever! LOL
That's actually very cute! Happy New Year to you and your family (including the dogs, of course) and I look forward to continuing to follow your blog and see your gorgeous work.
here, hear
Love it!!! and I "borrowed" it for my blog. Thanks!
My hubby's a wine drinker -- now I know why I think he's full of it from time to time . . .
This was my first great laugh of 2010 -- thanks, Frieda!
Diane
Laura, level headed. Well yes she is. We're fast becoming snowed in so glad we don't have to depend on H20.
Happy New Year!
Janet
And thanks for the "how to replace the needle" advice. ANd how long have I been sewing?
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